Thursday, February 19, 2009

Hmmm...another imaginary friend. I seem to have quite a few of these. Maybe if I had real friends I wouldn't need so many imaginary ones... At least they're bigger than my demons. And can give them wedgies. Admittedly, this particular demon isn't especially impressive, but hey,they can't all be nightmares.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

I feel so violated...

So, apparently I have been tagged. I'm not certain how I feel about that. I guess it stands to reason. I mean, first they tagged livestock, then they tagged unpopular minorities and known mutants, I suppose that it was only a matter of time before they got me.
I guess the rules are that if you are tagged, you must write twenty-five random things about yourself. That's a lot of stuff that few, if any, people really want to know about. I imagine that they ask for twenty-five because they know that only four or five of them will be even remotely interesting. That being said, here goes nothing.
  1. I have an "irrational" fear of zombie invasion and several viable plans should zombie infestation become a possible problem.
  2. I am an animation junkie. My latest addiction is Avatar: the Last Airbender.
  3. My other animation addiction is Kung Fu Panda. I love Kung Fu Panda.
  4. I enjoy writing short stories and once wrote a story involved three separate cultural mythologies.
  5. I have eaten more species of animal than most of the people I know including, but not limited to: Dog, Monitor lizard, Swordfish, and Sea turtle. No hot dogs were involved. I don't touch that garbage.
  6. My favorite board game is Arkham Horror. I only play once every couple of months and only in broad daylight.
  7. My younger brother has a scar above his left eye because I pushed him off the top of a refrigerator box when he was three or four.
  8. I also hit him over the head with a toy hammer as an infant. It might explain a few things...
  9. I sprained my ankle doing a back flip last October.
  10. I am 23 and still in the Virgin Lips club.
  11. Is one of my favorite numbers. It's just so symmetrical.
  12. I like to make sushi and pack it as a lunch.
  13. I spent last summer working for a secure government a graphic designer.
  14. I am an orange belt in Kajukenbo. Look it up.
  15. According to the Chinese Zodiac, I was born in the year of the Ox, in the hour of the Dog and my element is Wood. Whatever that means.
  16. This is the longest blog post I have ever written.
  17. I hate monkeys.
  18. I can do things with a jump rope that most people would never even think of. (Nothing kinky, just cool tricks like jumping rope while sitting down.)
  19. I speak five languages including English: Ilonggo, Tagalog, Aklanon, Cebuano and some Welsh.
  20. I will be touring Ireland and Wales with the BYU Singers in April and May.
  21. When I meet someone, I secretly decide what animal they make me think of, subsequently labeling them forever. If I chuckle for no apparent reason every time I see you, you now know why.
  22. I've always wanted to start a kazoo band, but never found enough people who were dedicated to the art of the kazoo.
  23. I have been to the moon...twice.
  24. I have a pet polar bear named Frank. He graduated from Harvard with a degree in Transdimensional Metaphysics in 1978 and is known for his signature yellow ascot. He is also invisible.
  25. By day I am a mild mannered college student, but at night I use my remarkable shapeshifting powers and arcane might to fight the forces of darkness that are poised to strike down the human race and rend reality as we know it.

Well, I guess that's about it. Now I'm going to go see what I can do about removing this tracking collar and using it to set a trap for those freaking aliens.